Una anciana de 88 años creyéndose morir, llama a su esposo de 90 años al dormitorio y le expresa:

“Viejo, viejo, me estoy muriendo”

El anciano le responde cariñosamente:

No seas bobita mi amor. Es un mal pasajero, no le des importancia.

"No, esta vez es serio. Y no quiero irme sin entregarte algo" dice la anciana.

"Por favor abre el ropero y saca una caja de madera que está oculta debajo de la ropa de verano”

El esposo cumple con lo indicado y localiza la caja.

"Abrela" pide su esposa con un hilo de voz.

El anciano así lo hace y encuentra dentro de la caja tres huevos y U$S 100.000.-

Entre alborozado y extrañado pregunta:

"Mi amor, que son estos tres huevos"?

La anciana responde:

"No quiero irme sin contarte un secreto".

"Cada huevo representa las veces que quedé insatisfecha en nuestras relaciones sexuales"

El anciano comenta entre satisfecho y orgulloso:

"Que bueno ! sólo tres veces en casi 60 años de matrimonio"

Y enseguida pregunta:

"¿Y estos U$S 100.000?"

La anciana toma dulcemente la mano de su esposo y con un suspiro confiesa:

"Cada vez que juntaba una docena de huevos los vendía...."
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There is a protest and malaise of the traders who each year set up their business on the banks of the Grijalva River and Santo Domingo, against the City Council of Chiapa de Corzo, the Federal Electricity Commission and the ejido of Arrows , Galesi and others are being asked for large sums of money to be allowed to install their business. Galesi's case, the ejido, whose name was not revealed, has installed gunmen on the road leading to the River, under the bridge Galesi, in order to require the swimmers, 20 pesos but in recent days raised it to 50 pesos per vehicle, under the warning of that commissioner that if they do not pay, he and his men come to take anyone objects to paying the flat fee. For their part, traders said the ejido and the municipal agent asked them a sum of 500 pesos to be settled on the shores of the river, ensuring that he only receives instructions from the council chiapacorceño and apparently, 400 is for the council and the rest is shared among the subjects mentioned. On the other hand, both the commissioner as the agent of Galesi, traders said that employees of the Commission Federal de Electricidad (CFE), asked a million dollars to smuggle them to lower their light shine and provide electricity to all businesses that are on the beaches, so that each one of the more than 500 traders, they demanded a sum of 350 pesos. Also reported that the money it collects from the hundreds of vehicles of visitors, the commissioner argues that it is to celebrate its patron saint but in fact keeps the money for its own account and never informed the community of income and the it distributes loot he and his armed men held in federal access Galesi River. Ask government authorities opened an investigation into the subject than the overnight is enriched and because carrying a gun in his waist which frightens bathers traders and reproach him why access is charged to a federal zone. On Sunday, for example, had several brushes with swimmers who refused to pay that amount, saying the commissioner that he would go mothers that if the authorities and the state governor himself would charge if it were to the river because he is a authority and that nobody has to get into their territory.

LE CONCERT CALL NOW TO RUIDERA strident LUIS MIGUEL

Again Victor Manuel Reyna Stadium was turned into a stream further category runner on Saturday, it is logical that breaks like gender, but there are concerts concert. The "famous" Luis Miguel, after winning a millionaire who never recovered in poor innings, but in the end, the people or rather the little people, must be given bread and circuses. The problem apart from this is that at the entrance to the stadium put a bunch of rude, arrogant prosaic and seeking at all costs that mediocre event even more demeaning. I feel, and with all respect, that access to the polls, should make people cautious and not subject to Chiapas backed by police, most humiliating abuses committed against the few eager to see a strident voice cantantillo instead from flattering to the ear is shrill. For very few who came to the entrance (Stadium) I feel that they are people who prefer not to eat for a guy who would rather listen to the voice of so many singers with exceptional voice of this nation of mine. Of course we could never privileged to hear voices, perhaps Jose Alfredo, Joaquin Sabina, or maybe one of those tenors Placido Domingo, these are characters of high rank in the world of music. Also conceive that for which we understand a little music, it's worth paying a few hundred dollars for those who actually do real concerts, musical culture, not the shrill cries of a subject in decline which is praised by some and only if I say by some is because not everyone bought the ticket and some of which was not given even opted to go the event of yore. It also should be prioritized protection for society, because the Day "concert, hundreds of police officers roamed an area of 200 meters to the stadium, while some agents had heated discussions with users taking pictures to decadent cantantillo also the municipal traffic police, circled the area making it nearly impossible the passage of vehicles through the area.



INFONAVIT WORKERS CONGRESS

It is an insult to the federal constitution but we must recognize that hundreds of workers trusted the legislature of Chiapas, lack the most basic labor rights such as health, housing, bonuses, vacation and more. Last week, the Congress workers were happy when it was announced that for the first time, could be homeowners through loans INFONAVIT, we must remember that this is the first time given the constitutional right , which amazingly still labor laws are designed not having a right established in Article Four of the federal constitution. Remember that 3 out of five employees of the Congress together with the rent and low wages given to them, have serious economic problems. In the local Congress, workers have no right to health, they have no IMSS, ISSSTE or ISSTECH not, are people who are stranded on health issues and very poor salary payment have to pay for their health and medications and other serious. Workers do not have life insurance and less security in their jobs, at least more than a hundred workers who are as trusted. So no need to thank anyone on this scope, because it is painful to where they boast of making laws are the same as the trampling, it is clear that the gentlemen who enjoy an extended heritage, medieval-style caciques , they are not interested in extreme poverty in which workers are discussed in Chiapas legislature, so making fuss of the "achievement" and announce step should be ashamed that after 66 legislatures, where thousands of workers have retired finally being recognized a constitutional right.



NOW FOR A DESESTREZAR CHISTECILLO


A 88-year old believing himself dying, calls her husband of 90 years to the bedroom and says:

"Old, old, I'm dying"

The old man gently replied:

Do not be Bobito my love. It is an ill passenger, do not give importance.

"No, this time it's serious. And I will not leave without surrender something," says the old lady.

"Please open the closet and pulls out a wooden box that is hidden beneath the summer clothes"

The husband meets the above and locate the box.

"Open it" asks his wife in a feeble voice.

The old man does it, and inside the box three eggs and U $ S 100,000 .-

Among overjoyed and surprised question:

"Honey, what are these three eggs?

The old lady replied:

"I will not go without telling a secret."

"Each egg represents the time that I was unsatisfied in our sexual relationships"

The old man says with a satisfied and proud:

"Great! Only three times in nearly 60 years of marriage

And then asks:

"And these U $ S 100,000?"

The old lady gently takes the hand of her husband and confessed with a sigh:

"Every time I gathered a dozen eggs sold them ...."

We chat in the next edition.

Nosotros nos chatearemos en la siguiente edición.
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Emilio Alfaro